The Vinyl Lounge Show

By Scotto

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This is the funniest show on the Internet featuring Scotto, Bazza and The Fish and AP in the corner. They are arguably, the most influential social commentators of their era. This podcast contains the funniest bits from each week's show. If you want to listen to the entire 3 hour show live, then tune in at netfm.net at 8pm Australian Eastern Standard Time every Friday evening. Be warned its very rude.

Episode Date
The Barrel Of This Gun
Oct 21, 2026
Room 17, the story of a man whose relationship is over, featuring the Rusty Bridges song "The Barrel of this gun".
Oct 16, 2026
KFC is updating its menu, Is this a good thing?
Oct 03, 2026
The Vinyl Lounge Introduces a brillian new medical technique to assist nervous patients.
Jul 24, 2026
AP's version of Heaven. Part 2
Jul 11, 2026
AP's version of Heaven. Part 1
Jul 11, 2026
Jessie's Girl
Jul 11, 2026
Can you have more than 1 favourite?
May 30, 2026
AP's religious education. Might not be what you expect.
May 15, 2026
Are robots the future? Would you want one?
Feb 28, 2026
Classic Vinyl Lounge from 4th July, 2008
Jan 03, 2026
Is AI a worry?
Sep 13, 2025
Did cheap airfares cause societies collapse?
Sep 05, 2025
The Basis of Religion.
May 31, 2025
AP is boycotting KFC after decades, why?
Apr 26, 2025
Did Katy Perry really go to space?
Apr 19, 2025
Sister doesn't believe in the Bible
Oct 05, 2024
Are there holes in the Bible?
Oct 05, 2024
Gold, Gold, Gold
Aug 15, 2024
Fried Chicken Part 2
Jul 21, 2024
Fried Chicken Part 1
Jul 21, 2024
Tattooed private bits. Part 2
Jul 18, 2024
Tattooed private bits. Part 1
May 30, 2024
The IOC Refugee Olympic Team
May 04, 2024
Scotto and Fish did a demo for a Sydney radio station. Did they deserve the job?
Apr 12, 2024
Steve Wozniak best interview ever!
Sep 29, 2023
Does God need a new PR approach?
Aug 20, 2023
Fish and AP and Moon Conspiracies.
Aug 19, 2023
Professor AP teaches us about the Indian Caste System and family genetics.
Aug 05, 2023
Has Parliament usurped the authority of courts in Australia now?
Jun 17, 2023
Scotto had an Mazda MX5, much to AP's surprise
Jun 15, 2023
Fish has a revelation about his manboobs! Its SHOCKING!
Jun 14, 2023
Scotto is sick and has a great idea for his death, think Weekend at Bernies!
Jun 13, 2023
Get Ya Bum Done and save your life!
Jun 03, 2023
Scotto thinks Margot Robbie is a good sort, is he alone?
May 27, 2023
AI, Artificial Intelligence. What does it mean for the world and humanity?
May 27, 2023
Revision of history, should it happen?
May 27, 2023
Complete coverage of the Royal Coronation of King Charles III
May 07, 2023
Scotto and The Fish discuss the U.N. and women world leaders.
Jan 21, 2023
What does Christmas mean to the Vinyl Lounge Show?
Dec 24, 2022
Coverage of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth ll funeral 19th September, 2022.
Sep 20, 2022
What is going on in NSW State Parliament?
Aug 15, 2022
Why is it ok to see horrific killings on TV but not ok to see a nipple? Scotto is disturbed by this.
Aug 14, 2022
Stephen Hawking could have contributed so much more.
Jul 09, 2022
The Church of Scotto.
Jul 09, 2022
Pet Owners, people that think their pets are babies, how weird is that?
May 28, 2022
There is a new Transgender Barbie Doll!
May 28, 2022
Nail Up Day 2022 Vinyl Lounge Show Special.
Apr 15, 2022
Sex in Space, how would it work?
Mar 13, 2022
How boring is cricket?
Dec 11, 2021
Scotto calls for a higher standard of entries for the 10.30 boob segment.
Dec 10, 2021
Unconscious Racism, what is it?
Nov 19, 2021
Sexting and The Ashes. AP has some interesting questions.
Nov 19, 2021
Scotto gives the world a badly needed chemistry lesson.
Oct 25, 2021
Scotto's time in Alice Springs.
Oct 14, 2021
Is Tom Cruise and Mission Impossible responsible?
Aug 27, 2021
Scotto want to help people from lesser backgrounds.
Jul 09, 2021
How much would you give away if you won the Lottery?
Jul 09, 2021
Do rich people know more than others because they drink Coca Cola?
Jun 07, 2021
The (almost) full, respectful and dignified commentary on the funeral of HRH Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
Apr 17, 2021
The Vinyl Lounge announce the death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
Apr 09, 2021
Nail Up Day 2021 Part 2. God and historical sex charges
Apr 02, 2021
Nail Up Day Part 3, God and Ham Radio.
Apr 02, 2021
Nail Up Day 2021 Part 1. God what is his work ethic and is he unstable because of drug abuse?
Apr 02, 2021
To throw the cops off the scent, how much to chop off a foot?
Feb 25, 2021
Its Just Scotto, Bazza and The Fish!
Nov 26, 2020
Time Travel, where would you go?
Nov 20, 2020
Arse Biscuit. What are they?
May 28, 2020
How does the brain control the body?
May 18, 2020
Audio books really are the pinnacle of laziness.
Apr 30, 2020
AP is angry as a swimming coach, and for good reason
Mar 25, 2020
Scotto reading from Penthouse Magazine Forum.
Nov 17, 2019
AP has a bad experience at KFC
Aug 24, 2019
Don't you hate messagebank!
Jul 13, 2019
Another use for the Dyson Blade Dryer
Jul 12, 2019
Isn't Aussie Mateship helping your mate watch your collection of nudie photos and videos?
Jun 15, 2019
Millenials cry at the drop of a hat, anywhere, anytime, why?
May 17, 2019
Getting Your Bum Done
Mar 31, 2019
Original "Thriller" Script
Mar 16, 2019
What is the most descriptive word in language?
Mar 15, 2019
What happens to the willy at death whilst on the job?
Nov 12, 2018
Whoopee Cushions, what is the most durable material?
Nov 05, 2018
Worlds best Chips to whacking someone in 4 minutes.
Nov 05, 2018
Toto Toilets - Amazing Japanese Technology.
Nov 05, 2018
Canada Cannabis Solution and benefits.
Nov 05, 2018
The Entitled Bride Story
Aug 31, 2018
How lazy are people becoming? Audio books, they can't even be bothered to read it themselves!
Jul 21, 2018
NetFM Modern Funeral Ideas
Jul 20, 2018
Good News! Lion's eat poachers!
Jul 11, 2018
The BBC, social diversity and inclusiveness.
Jun 30, 2018
Devil Woman and Pegging
Jun 17, 2018
Nail Up Day 2018 Part 2. The crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
Mar 31, 2018
Nail Up Day 2018. The crucifition of Jesus Part 1.
Mar 31, 2018
Alternative theory for the attemped assaination of the former Russian spy.
Mar 09, 2018
Gender Pay Equality
Feb 16, 2018
Scott is not happy with Foxtel
Feb 16, 2018
Consequences of un-ordinary relationships
Aug 31, 2017
What is the origin of the Toothfairy? AP explains so you can explain it to your children when they ask.
Apr 16, 2017
Some of the fun and useful quotes from the Bible to help you in your daily life.
Apr 15, 2017
Nail Up Day 2107. The condensed histroy of Christianity. Part 2.
Apr 14, 2017
Nail Up Day 2017. The condensed histroy of Christianity. Part 1.
Apr 14, 2017
The disturbing trends in in universities.
Apr 07, 2017
How To Deal With Children
Mar 16, 2017
Swedish Flogging
Feb 23, 2017
Transition Cat.
Feb 14, 2017
Legal Flogging in Italy
Sep 17, 2016
Bernie's Kidnap Ransom Dilemma. To pay or not to pay, that is the question
Jul 30, 2016
Darwinism, Why governemts are killing it.
Jul 30, 2016
Ideas for new Olympic sports
Jul 29, 2016
The Vinyl Lounge Apologies for Donal Trump
Apr 11, 2016
Where is man going?
Apr 01, 2016
Is this the longest radio show intro ever? 1 Hour almost to the minute.
Mar 18, 2016
Is Kanye West the Re-incarnate of Elvis Presley?
Mar 12, 2016
Lovely Boobs
Feb 19, 2016
Cave Man Porn. You never hear about it.
Sep 17, 2015
There is no bacon in Heaven, whats the point?
Jul 24, 2015
Labelling People.
Jul 10, 2015
Spud Cancer Public Service Announcement.
Apr 24, 2015
Nail Up Day 2015. Christianity's Holiest Weekend
Apr 03, 2015
F1 Baby Chicane
Mar 11, 2015
Ever wondered if the "Willy" goes soft when you die during sex?
Jan 06, 2015
Killed by Urine Spear.
Jan 04, 2015
Everything you touch turns to Skittles.
Nov 29, 2014
Scotto explains HEAVEN to Fish, AGAIN!
Nov 08, 2014
The true story of the 1975 Whitlam dismissal.
Oct 25, 2014
Sounding! Another weird sex thing?
Aug 15, 2014
Bugchasing, fiction or lunacy?
Aug 01, 2014
Are clairvoyants just full of it?
Jul 27, 2014
Scotto's BIG Announcement.
Jul 19, 2014
Danish people are the happiest, who are the grumpy ones?
Jul 18, 2014
Nude rowers banned from Facebook.
Jul 17, 2014
Cops, the TV Show.
Jun 27, 2014
What might be the advantages of monarchy and might they be available for Russian oligarchs?
Jun 21, 2014
Is there a hierarchy in heaven?
Jun 21, 2014
What would Gen Y be like in a global war?
Jun 08, 2014
What exactly was Fish doing in the toilet cubicle with Bazza kneeling in there too?
Jun 08, 2014
How do you find a contract killer?
Jun 07, 2014
Are you in the market for some spare body parts?
Jun 07, 2014
What do Scotto and The Fish really think of marriage?
May 09, 2014
Scientists are always giving bad news, end of the world type talk. Now its another asteroid going to kill us. Fish has a great theory about science and religion.
Oct 19, 2013
Maybe the lunatic Tea Party Republicans are right, there should be no government. Scotto has a idea.
Oct 05, 2013
Scotto and AP discuss the huge benefits of drugs in sport and the hero's it might create.
Aug 23, 2013
With new health and safety laws, being a mob hitman is not as easy as it used to be.
Jun 22, 2013
The boys discuss picking up on a Virgin flight and flying in America.
Apr 27, 2013
AP has a sexy voice and should consider a career reading porn.
Apr 27, 2013
The story of the life and death of Jesus Christ narrated by Father Scotto.
Mar 30, 2013
Why is a dog's bum so important to a child’s health? Scotto explains.
Mar 17, 2013
Scotto provides a synopsis of the ballet for the uninitiated.
Nov 23, 2012
Scotto is appalled by Toddlers and Tiaras.
Nov 05, 2012
Scotto and The Fish manage your lottery winnings.
Oct 31, 2012
Scotto, Bazza and The Fish's favourite porn music.
Oct 03, 2012
There are winners and losers in life. Which are you?
Jun 23, 2012
Gay marriage, Scotto asks, who is the husband and who is the wife?
Jun 22, 2012
Gay marriage, Scotto and the Fish have some thoughts and questions.
Jun 13, 2012
Mitt Romney the 1st Mormon President? What will it mean to the Top 1%?
Jun 02, 2012
Scotto is appalled the European Parliment screws the world one more time. Visit Hugh's Fish Fight for more details.
Feb 05, 2012
Scotto finally confesses he is responsible for the quality of Apple products.
Nov 12, 2011
British comedian, Stephen Fry, tweets the Vinyl Lounge personally, direct to their Twitter account. And aren't the boys excited.
Nov 05, 2011
Scotto's Virgin Money High Flyer credit card disappointment.
Oct 01, 2011
For 30 years Fish believed Scotto was an arsehole because of TV editing.
Aug 13, 2011
Are treehuggers and Greenies really killing the planet?
Jul 16, 2011
Should underage criminals be named and shamed? Bloody oath!!
Apr 18, 2011
Fish says cooking show are causing obesity and Scotto goes even further, calls them "Fat People".
Apr 05, 2011
Jesus Christ wasn't killer by all Jews, so says the Pope. The bible was wrong on this bit.
Mar 09, 2011
Scotto's surrogacy plan is in disarray!
Mar 07, 2011
Gen X has now become Gen N. Narcissistic!
Mar 06, 2011
Fish is really lazy, but Gen X are even lazier.
Mar 04, 2011
Is having a baby by surrogate, like Nicole Kidman, the epitome of laziness?
Feb 23, 2011
Men kissing as a greeting, oral sex with a dog. Could there be a connection?
Nov 10, 2010
After being to a funeral, Scotto questions what's it like in heaven.
Nov 08, 2010
Were we insensitive to a listeners feelings?
Oct 04, 2010
The Commonwealth Games are upon us.
Oct 02, 2010
We don't want to scare you, but the world is buggered again.
Sep 21, 2010
Stephen Hawking, wrong again!
Jul 16, 2010
Mel Gibson is in trouble again.
Jul 16, 2010
Travel report. What's it like in 1st class?
Jul 05, 2010
Should some people should just be taken out of the gene pool.
Jun 15, 2010
The Rudd Rubster
Jun 12, 2010
Would you pay $1500 to watch Britney Spears Lip sync?
Nov 14, 2009
Do you want your blood tests to be done in India?
Nov 14, 2009
Fish wants to be a movie reviewer and what ever happened to?
Nov 08, 2009
Scotto has invited Fish to the ballet.
Nov 08, 2009
Fishy has a memory tip for Scotto's early dementia problems.
Nov 08, 2009
If Michael Jackson had dropped one last turd, would you want to buy a slice?
Jul 26, 2009
Do you tear up when celebs die?
Jun 28, 2009
Do stars and celebs continue to have start status in heaven?
Jun 28, 2009
When Jacko gets to heaven will he jump the queue and what are the rules for celebs in heaven?
Jun 28, 2009
Madonna adopts children to teach them how to be servants.
Jun 28, 2009
Will they clone Michael Jackson and then Madonna will adopt the babies.
Jun 28, 2009
Part 2 Nail Up Day. Religion and lions, the new world game.
Apr 22, 2009
Part 3 Nail Up Day. The Christ Gang takes over the world.
Apr 22, 2009
Nail Up Day Part 1. The history of Easter.
Apr 11, 2009
Maths is so useful in everyday life.
Apr 02, 2009
Fish gives his volunteering advice.
Mar 27, 2009
Is it wrong to eat food in the toilet?
Mar 15, 2009
Why do politicians have to tear up during an tragedy?
Feb 22, 2009
Scotto delivers his new legal principles.
Dec 20, 2008
Is there a reason the Vinyl Lounge show hasn't been bought by commercial radio stations?
Nov 11, 2008
We come up with an idea to save American cities, Cleveland in particular.
Nov 01, 2008
who will win the US election?
Oct 26, 2008
What are the problems of having an arm transplant?
Oct 19, 2008
The World Financial Crisis Part 2, Scotto explains "The Stock Market".
Sep 28, 2008
The World Financial Crisis Part 1, Scotto explains "Money".
Sep 27, 2008
Have you ever thought about the design of pubic hair?
Sep 23, 2008
Wasn't God a great designer? Scotto has swung over to Creationism, Darwin is out, God is in.
Sep 16, 2008
Is the Hadron Collider really just a scientific fiddle for hookers and booze?
Sep 14, 2008
What would Barack Obama's White House really be like?
Aug 30, 2008
The Lounge gives safe flying advice.
Aug 30, 2008
Fish's thoughts on having a girlfriend.
Aug 09, 2008
Scotto likes to be accurate in his fantasies.
Jul 31, 2008
Fish shows his skills as a dream analyser.
Jul 30, 2008
More thoughts on God and Jesus Christ to coincide with Catholic World Youth Day.
Jul 17, 2008
What does spanking Scotto's arse and Catholic World Youth Day have in common?
Jul 13, 2008
Behind Catholic World Youth Day and its ramifications.
Jul 07, 2008
Is the Bible true?
Jun 25, 2008
Get ya bum done.
Jun 25, 2008
The 1st wives club.
Jun 19, 2008
Global food crisis and climate change.
Jun 19, 2008
The truth behind ABBA's Fernando and the Lord's Prayer.
Jun 09, 2008
Is Apple's Steve Jobs the true Anti-Christ?
Jun 07, 2008
The graphic results of child poverty sponsorship!
May 24, 2008
The Soft Cock Namby Pamby Younger Generation!
May 04, 2008
Is being whipped during sex a crime?
Apr 13, 2008
Scotto loves to oil up and check out Google images.
Apr 07, 2008
Does immigration equal cowardice or laziness?
Apr 05, 2008
The new seven deadly sins.
Mar 26, 2008
Gordon "Fucking" Ramsey.
Mar 20, 2008
The High Tech Japanese Toilets.
Mar 15, 2008
Fish and Scotto talk with Mr P
Mar 07, 2008
The BigMac index, the key to global finances.
Mar 07, 2008
Is Scotto going to get married????
Mar 05, 2008
Do you like our podcasts?
Mar 01, 2008
They are inflaming Islam again.
Feb 21, 2008
Is there a Pubic Hair Fairy?
Feb 21, 2008
How many animals have died to feed Fish and Scotto?
Feb 18, 2008
How pathetic is Valentines Day.
Feb 16, 2008
Its good to be the Queen.
Feb 12, 2008
We talk to Steve Doocy of Fox and Friends.
Nov 14, 2007
Fish describes his shower technique.
Nov 08, 2007
Monarchy is the way to live.
Oct 30, 2007
Why isn't porn done in IMAX style?
Oct 27, 2007
Do people live to long?
Oct 20, 2007
Is Al Gore a liar and a pest?
Oct 20, 2007
Picking up chicks and the cleaner.
Sep 28, 2007
Religious Symbols and sayings.
Sep 24, 2007
UN reports child deaths lessen.
Sep 20, 2007
Weren't the APEC protests a disappointment.
Sep 17, 2007
Do Fish and Scotto like each other?
Aug 19, 2007
Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe is an idiot.
Aug 19, 2007
Is Scotto's sexlife over?
Aug 19, 2007
How to professionally infringe copyright.
Aug 19, 2007
Vinyl Lounge Tourism ideas.
Aug 19, 2007
APEC 2007
Aug 19, 2007
Fish's perfect relationship.
Aug 19, 2007
World to collapse.
Aug 19, 2007
Fish's glasses have diamonds.
Aug 06, 2007
Why the bridge collapsed.
Aug 05, 2007
Barack Obama makes a bit of a dill of himself.
Aug 05, 2007
Conspiracy theories.
Aug 05, 2007
Are your relatives keeping their eye on you from heaven?
Mar 10, 2007
The cause of Climate Change and world wide drought.
Mar 10, 2007
Fish's skin care secrets.
Mar 10, 2007
T.V. is just crap
Mar 03, 2007
Hotel living is so much fun..
Mar 03, 2007
Whats the go with toilet paper?
Mar 03, 2007
Whats Paris Hilton done now?
Mar 03, 2007
Scotto really is a loser.
Mar 03, 2007
Whats gone wrong at KFC?
Mar 03, 2007
The Aston Martin Competition
Feb 13, 2007
The Solar Blockout
Feb 13, 2007
Mum gets lost on the bus
Feb 13, 2007
Whats the view from Fish's place?
Feb 07, 2007
Iguana's has 2 dicks, is that great?
Feb 07, 2007
Would Scotto marry a really ugly girl for money?
Feb 03, 2007
Is Greenpeace responsible for Global Warming?
Feb 03, 2007
What Arab Sheikhs do with their money.
Dec 12, 2006
The perils of sex with animals.
Dec 12, 2006
St Joseph, Jesus Christ's Stepfather.
Dec 12, 2006
God, did he take his eye of the ball?
Dec 12, 2006
Would you drink urine if you were stranded in the desert?
Nov 04, 2006
Moose Stalked Lee Kernaghan.
Nov 01, 2006
Did the record company Kill Kurt Cobain?
Nov 01, 2006
What exactly is bad Joo Joo?
Nov 01, 2006
Scott loves to listen to people having sex.
Oct 30, 2006
Moose's weekend away.
Oct 30, 2006
Pepsi drinkers are liars.
Oct 30, 2006
Sheikh Falafel is in trouble.
Oct 29, 2006
Page 5 girls.
Oct 24, 2006
Who do you want at dinner?
Oct 24, 2006
When would you like to die?
Oct 24, 2006
Paul MacCartney's Divorce
Oct 24, 2006
Kim Il Jong's end of the world.
Oct 24, 2006
Madonna's Adoption.
Oct 24, 2006
The Vinyl Lounge hates fund managers
Oct 11, 2006
Bob doesn't like cops much.
Oct 11, 2006
How good is Korean technology?
Oct 10, 2006
Which actress gives you a stiffy?
Oct 09, 2006
BUM BUM BUM
Oct 03, 2006
Who rings late night game shows?
Oct 03, 2006
Indian Call Centres
Oct 02, 2006
Was Fish a transvestite?
Sep 23, 2006
Is suicide an offence?
Sep 18, 2006
Are rich people unhappy?
Sep 18, 2006
Is Scotto a pesterer?
Sep 18, 2006
Fish doesn't like porn.
Sep 18, 2006
More on our opinion of Germain Greer!
Sep 09, 2006
Is Germaine Greer just a silly old publicity seeking cow?
Sep 09, 2006
Should funerals be a celebration?
Sep 09, 2006
We remember our Steve Irwin.
Sep 09, 2006
Whats it like in a morgue?
Aug 31, 2006
Scotto ponders old age!
Aug 31, 2006
Fish has visited KFC!
Aug 31, 2006
Pluto, gone!
Aug 27, 2006
On line booze, Oz Grog.com.au
Aug 25, 2006
The New Planets
Aug 23, 2006
Fish's Dream
Aug 21, 2006
Moose's sex life
Aug 21, 2006
Amon's foreskin
Aug 19, 2006
Vietnam Vets tribute
Aug 19, 2006
Mel Gibson's T-Shirt Part 2.
Aug 05, 2006
Mel Gibson's T-Shirt Part 1
Aug 05, 2006
Mel Gibson is The Fish's hero
Aug 05, 2006
Is marriage just an example of bad judgement?
Jul 31, 2006
Whats it like at a nudist camp?
Jul 29, 2006
Is that the 27th Anniversary of the Moon landing?.
Jul 25, 2006
The Moose is in Japan again.
Jul 24, 2006
The Fish and Miss Universe
Jul 23, 2006
Space Shuttle Technology
Jul 17, 2006
Fish's time in jail.
Jul 15, 2006
Scotto's mid-east crisis solution.
Jul 15, 2006
Have we been hard on Germany?
Jul 14, 2006
Sir Scotto and Sir Fish
Jul 11, 2006
Are women warmongers?
Jul 09, 2006
Is the Fish Lazy?
Jul 08, 2006
The Gospel of St Fish
Jul 08, 2006
Suicide Bombers
Jul 03, 2006
Celebrity weddings and adopted children
Jun 24, 2006
Perils of gambling
Jun 24, 2006
Queens yacht Britannia is repossessed
Jun 24, 2006
Theft of the internet
Jun 24, 2006
Dirty Harry as a porn movie
Jun 19, 2006
Moose's first date
Jun 19, 2006
Fish and Women
Jun 13, 2006
The Australian Constitution V's The US
May 28, 2006
The Constitution and the Law
May 28, 2006
Log in the Bog
May 24, 2006
Fartography
May 24, 2006
Moose in Japan
May 20, 2006
Fish's dating technique
May 20, 2006
Is smoking bad for your health?
May 20, 2006
Relationship Etiquette
May 20, 2006
Legal War?
May 18, 2006
Gilligan 7 Deadly Sins
May 18, 2006
Death in heaven
May 13, 2006
Beaconsfield
May 13, 2006
A Shave For Leukaemia
May 13, 2006
Censorship
May 12, 2006
Is Scotto a pervert?
May 12, 2006
Your rights
May 12, 2006
Wedding Presents
May 12, 2006
Flogging
May 06, 2006
National Toilet Map
Apr 23, 2006
Nailup Day
Apr 14, 2006
The Moose at Catholic School
Mar 24, 2006
How to Play the Cat
Mar 10, 2006