What makes a great house guest? Serena media blitz get ready, Choosing Sides F1, Shapo drops drip bars, etc.

Yeah that's right, I read some poems and they are beautiful and perfect and funny and lovely.

Maybe you slept in late because today is gonna suck and you'll need your energy, maybe you can help someone today, maybe you're sick. Enjoy the rest.

Max Cressy, Pickleball is the new racketball, remember old people playing shuffleboard all the time? @MichaelKosta 

Let's hope Nick keeps this level, stop yelling at the box, Gaelic Football, American toilets, etc.

Wimbledon, I don't miss Zverev, Choosing Sides F1, TikTok @MichaelKosta_ 

I don't care that you're a christian, some Wimbledon talk, guns.

Your messages, Juneteenth learning session, Gen Z haircuts, pickleball is a summer hookup but that's it.

Kosta sits down with 2 time Grand Slam finalist, former world #5, Fighting Illini & small dog owner, Kevin Anderson.

Nadal wins in Paris, Kosta wins in this podcast, the 4 reactions to trauma, lets change the gun laws, etc.

Nadal the philosopher, Kosta the simple minded idiot, Americans and guns, mushrooms? Oh and the French Open. @MichaelKosta 

How good do you have to be to still not be the best player in your family, Patrick McEnroe?

Crazy tennis moms, Boris Becker sad face, Alcaraz happy face, don't forget to take your oxygen pills... @MichaelKosta

Pot pie in the oven... Kosta goes Russia plus bill of rights for nature... @MichaelKosta

Covid took its toll and continues, Monte Carlo, critics, Rajeev Ram, spread the love.

Johnny Mac Project jokes, Chicago recap, Boris Becker Be Broke, follow me @MichaelKosta 

Bad title but you know what I mean....Swiatek, South Carolina Hoops, Serena and Venus, Will Smith.

Kosta you suck, Osaka tears (again), heckler, Nadal life advice.

Jump Around, WTA, Des Moines, Mens' balls, @MichaelKosta

Someone make Putin a sandwich, see you in Boston Friday, don't strike an umpire, tennis ball references plus more!

9 times, Nationality, Valentines, Opelka, send me your tennis music @MichaelKosta

Kosta is thankful you are allowed to make so many mistakes in tennis, Isner Charity Cup, Olympics.

Short memory necessary, Cleveland recap, Med 'playing for himself' ah ok.

Kosta forgot about Novak, post match pressers, raccoon doom, etc.

Kosta somehow calls Rafa an 8ball of motivation. Deport Kosta.

Meanwhile Rafa just won a tournament...Kosta can't find his furnace filter, also you have to be so weird to be a world champ.

WTF is Australia thinking???

Kosta believes in blind panels & rap tennis references.

Kosta hides from his in-laws to bring you this episode from inside his rental car - Marc Maron would never do that. 

Aussie Open vax, "locked in" patients, NYCC streaming also anytime you see the word 'tennis' used in a non tennis situation, send to: @MichaelKosta

Capitalism and Chin-a, we have a young men problem, how strong is your humidifier game?

We should tip the guys who work at the hardware store, WTA beach bodies, why does Kosta carry a knife with him? Why don't you? Are you soft?

Peng Shuai goes missing but then is "found", the 5 freedoms of the first Amendment, is Kosta "the press"? Also happy thanksgiving. 

Kosta goes off on ladders, Turin Italy, nature's revolving cycle and also the fireplace knob.

Life is for the living, paying for parking after your dad passes, also Novak $153 Million.

Do artists actually have power? (no), NW Arkansas pickleball reflections, every Indian Wells player who talked to Kosta lost.

Warn n Fuzzy on the Tennis Channel, Kosta wishes he had a pro tennis players ASS, amongst other things.

Vaccines seem like a strange thing to die over, try climate change or junk food or sugar addiction. Also a quote from the God Delusion.

Work intensity should mimic Iga Swiatek footwork, booster shots suck but so do seat belts, Laver Cup, how many eggs does a woman have?, etc. 

Try to be 54% effective, Laver Cup thoughts, total points won oh wait I just got hit in the head with an acorn.

Just brutal watching Novak lose yesterday to a well deserved Medvedev. It reminds Kosta of when he lost the Ann Arbor Junior Open Boys 10 and under final.

Kosta stuck at US Open.

Why do people get so mad at Novak? Why does Kosta always lose his umbrella? Why do right wingers never whisper? Follow me @MichaelKosta

Kosta pitched White Lotus 9 years ago, Osaka needs less marketing, no more phones in the toilet Stefanos!

This podcast is dedicated to the man who has my wallet.

After a week in Idaho, Kosta wants to learn about mushrooms. 9 takeaways from Survival Camp and one of them is "Sauna". 

I like how in tennis if you make a mistake, you don't break your neck.

Kosta asks Des Bishop to explain his mean IG comment about ping pong and from there two men grow.

Kosta is soft and has the mind of a loser, Olympic Tennis who cares, parents who act like their children's assistants are crap.

Novak is a fox not a wolf, Ash Barty Pat Cash tribute, Kosta has already spent his ATP prize money.

Kosta is anti-vax? Nope! Wimbledon opens, confidence and learning, hockey players vs golfers.

Amazon has ruined Whole Foods, stencil ink on a hotel bed, Kosta discusses his parents enthusiasm.

Let's try to use these inspirational quotes as we trudge through our meaningless lives.

Kosta loves tennis but some of you shouldn't comment on it, French Open radio FTW, etc.

Kosta thinks we all have social anxiety...OK BOOMER. 

Florida is good at tennis barf, CoCo Gauff doesn't care about Kosta, Sargento cheese is embarrassing.

Comedy talk, Rome, and was it good for you when you got fired?

How do you stay motivated? I had to shower today and it felt monumental.

Kosta can't find his name in the Big Ten archives, must be a mistake.  

4 amazing tennis shoes, Dad Kosta shoe strategy, Nadal wins again wearing shoes.

Kosta admits he was wrong maybe (probably not), Biden pulls out (lol), 29 minute point is real, etc.

Kosta had his feelings hurt, Monte Carlo is my dream court, Woody Allen is creepy.

Kosta put on a nicer shirt than usual and it causes self-reflection, Ash Barty dominates, Men's final is a bit boring but who cares because Jesus died for your sins you sorry sack of crap.

Miami Open, ball toss, my body still hurts & can you name every #1 woman?

Check out his website - it is so bad. I can say that because he just won an ATP 500 and I'm recording this in my bedroom.  http://karatsev.ru/

Do you like Roger's shoes? Do I like Roger's shoes? We should all bamboo but with morality.

If you want to piss off the Royal Family, marry a bi-racial American.

I think the sun came out today for 2 min. OMG.

Novak wins 9 which is also how many hours of sleep you should get.

If you are going to microwave a bowl of food, do not hold in dominant hand in case it explodes.

Serena's outfit is scissory, Kosta has gross shorts, Brad Gilbert talk talk talk, etc.

Nadal's english is a beat up 4-door, Ion Tiriac's mustache is a prison shank.

I'm OK with the #1 player being out of touch.

Australians love their parents being alive, apparently.  

RIP Jeff Scott - Comedy Store Legend.  

Everything is theater including what you think isn't!  Watch my Comedy Central special at MichaelKosta.com for free right now.

Fed is out (so is Lori Loughlin), spiders are cool, sunglasses on players... 

Nadal expects to solve problems he doesn't expect.

See title. 

New White House tennis pavilion, Aussie Open, vaccines and your boy's Comedy Central Special Dec. 11th 11pm EST!

1.17 million of you traveled and I hope you get it, plus Kosta answers your questions!

Thanksgiving might blow this year, Russian black widow cat sneak attack, Ash Barty, etc.

Nitto, Borg, Trump is absent, Stan Smith shoes... 

Trump refuses to tap rackets, Paris 1000, Schwartzman is five five WTF.

It's OK to have a boring president. Also, tennis results, duh!

Zverev keeps winning, Early USA voting, halloween is meh (this year), Thiem watching tennis, plus more!

Sam Q flees Russia, 'The Vow' is not journalism, Slinger Bag, maple syrup, backboard memories... 

I don't even know if I've done anything 13 times. Also Iga Swiatek defeats Sofia Blah Blah.

Women's draw is filled with people I never heard of, Men's draw is expected also the President has COVID... or does he?

It's cold and raining, perfect for tennis!  You can thank a wet market in China for that.

36 Masters 1000 titles. That's insane. I haven't even had 36 sandwiches in my lifetime. Please leave a rating and a review.  Game set match.

US Open 2020 Finals. Emotions? High. Grit? High. Quality of tennis? Medium. 

Kosta talks robot umpires, Mom tennis, $265,000 fine and US Open 2020.

Strange times all around, kind of like this episode where Kosta addresses tennis and life.

Wimbledon is cancelled which sucks. You know what else sucks: COVID-19! WASH YOUR HANDS!

It's gonna be OK everyone, just chill.