Jackie deep dives Bethenny Frankel's social media decisions, romanticizes throwing phones at people and gives some unpopular pregnancy updates.

Jackie psychoanalyzes the Vanderpump Rules finale, Taylor Swift and Matt Healy's relationship and pays homage to rough parenting skills.

Jackie is back from a home reno 5150 and ready to get cancelled! She recounts Grandma Gloria almost being abducted, her new problematic event planning business and why Mindy Kaling should stop hiking ASAP.

Jackie is dealing with pregnancy body shaming after a verbally abusive "masseuse" objectifies her. She also deals with her on again off again stalker, runs into CHERYL, gives a fun diabetic update and covers Met Gala fashion!

Jackie is away at therapy camp and decides to go out with a bang. She discovers ground beef under her breasts, has a pedicure emergency with Grandma Gloria and reflects on a problematic science project.

Jackie is getting ready for her therapy retreat and for one final purge decides to cancel the Dalai Lama, make a case for consensual beastiality and why we should rebrand slut shaming! She hath risen!

Jackie answers some listener questions, talks about her vagina falling out of her leotard at her sister's wedding and how to instill boundaries in this digital age of instant gratification!

Jackie survives a mold infestation and is in her new studio in her old crusty robe strategizing Raquelle Leviss' publicity crisis, deals with yet another nail salon trauma and rehabilitates after her sister's wedding weekend!

Jackie enters dicey pregnancy territory after ingesting a papaya salad, doubles down on her anti- Apple Watch stance and breaks down "Lucky Girl Syndrome" with some actual authority. **Cancel unwanted ubscriptions and start saving money today by going to ROCKETMONEY.COM/BIBLE. And for 20% off your first month of Seed's DS-01 Daily Synbiotic go to SEED.COM/BIBLE and use code BIBLE.

Jackie is joined by her best friend and life partner Max Bronner to discuss raising children, why wearing an Apple watch to a wedding is a death sentence and a myriad of other deeply unflattering and offensive context. This episode is dedicated to Mindy Benet Bronner.

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Jackie delivers a moving poem to Lenny Hochstein, explains how she ended up at a real housewives shabbat dinner and ruins any chance of being invited to Tulum with Selena Gomez.

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Jackie accidentally ingests aluminum foil, has a come to Jesus moment over a 1 star review, has another psychotic break about why she can't get guests and deep dives Jen Shah's counterfeit bags.

Jackie addresses "hard boiled egg girls", why headbands are the devil, Harry and Megan and the White Lotus finale!

Jackie embraces the holiday season and celebrates the freeing element of hate in all forms. She talks about why hair accessories trigger her, petty bitches, Balenciaga, Kanye's latest rant and her one sided beef with Megan Markle.

Jackie enters the holiday season with a bang. She is tackling Balenciaga, tufted furniture, and everything else in her fraudulently festive wake. Grab your jingle balls and buckle up this episode is a RIDE.

Jackie enters the holiday season with tips on how not to embarrass yourself, discusses some Katink fashion philosophies and how she broke up Harry and Olivia.

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After collosally fucking up her pre-recorded episode Jackie shows the integrity of a true professional by freeballing a new episode all in the pursuit of quality control. She talks home decor, Selena Gomez and gives an exciting holiday update on friend of the show Cheryl!

Jackie recaps her journey to Anaheim, reviews Taylor Swift's new album and gives you some do's and don'ts for Halloween!

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Jackie and new friend Ali Kolbert enter an ever timely conversation on feminist issues, fronting the homeless crisis, self esteem and scissoring! 

Jackie discusses fetishizing, her recap of "Don't Worry Darling", donating her eggs and why she stands with Kathy Hilton.

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Jackie is back from Paris and breaks down her trip including the time she lost the opportunity to be a Princess and get a Birkin bag, pays homage to Leonardo Dicaprio and how to cast a love spell with period blood. The range!

Jackie gets conflict free hair extensions, shares her Paris travel guide and has a sexual experience with a car salesman!

Jackie tackles some new wellness trends, breaks down her perfect day, makes a spiritual connection with a bird and explains "Universal Reverse Psychology".

Jackie shares a traumatic story of losing an overpriced midi dress on the 101 freeway whilst transporting wood, deep dives Taylor Swift lesbian fan fiction and teaches yoy how to make a buttermilk brined fried chicken! It's called RANGE.

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Jackie has a few home renovation setbacks, discusses the Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson break up (oy vey), the time she robbed Jennifer Lawrence and her philanthropic bridal modeling campaign!

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Jackie pulls a full Winona Ryder at her latest funeral fashion show, gives marital tips on how to keep it spicy, and harnesses her inner Pocahontas! 

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Jackie issues a public apology, shares her rough start to Leo season and how she made contact with her dead mom.

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Jackie explains why Michael Buble has ruined her entire life, how to find self worth at the Home Depot and what to do when you find your husband playing guitar whilst defecating. 

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Jackie updates you on her Italian parasite, Leo season energy, Julianne Hough and her alleged tampon disposal and other legally dicey terrain.

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Jackie is back from Italy with memories and an alleged tapeworm. She has a rare honest moment of feminism, recaps her travels abroad, her altercation with Peta and why cookie cutters should be illegal.

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Jackie answers listener questions and offers verbally abusive misguided life advice! Because maybe everything is actually all your own fault.

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Jackie is joined by her sister to reminisce on problematic child behavior, Alex McCord and a bunch of other shit Jackie can't remember because she doesn't use an outline.

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Jackie leaves the country with a real bang by planning the Bitch Bible retreat at Alcatraz island, shares her most recent valley kabob experience, Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber Tik Tok trauma and why Anne Hathaway is a time traveler.

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Jackie sits down to deep dive the suburban sexual escapades of Alexis Neiers Haines. Topics include strap ons, ball stomping, open relationships and more. Nancy Jo could literally never.

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Jackie is joined by actress Sarah Hyland to talk about cocktail psychology, how to twist an argument and thrive as a messy bitch.

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Jackie has Enneagram specialist Jorja White on to discuss personality types and how to be the most/ least functional version of yourself. 

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Jackie discusses cancel culture, the time she blacked out at her grandma's 80th birthday and the joys of hating strangers for absolutely no reason. I dare you to order a Sierra Mist in public after listening to this.

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Jackie kicks off 2022 by having a code red emergency clearing customs, shares her battle with that bitch Omicron, recaps Real Housewives reunion looks and gets disinvited from Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly's impending nuptials.

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Jackie is joined by Alex Cooper from "Call Her Daddy" for part 2 where they continue to talk shit about everyone and everything! Bring in the new year with a second slice of narcissism.

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Jackie is joined by Alex Cooper from "Call Her Daddy" to talk shit about everyone and everything! Bring in the new year with a slice of narcissism.

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Jackie gets drunk on Christmas and will not be held responsible for the contents of this episode. I don't remember what I talked about. I will make a donation to the Ronald McDonald House of Charity.

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Jackie eviscerates a girl she went to highschool with for shaming her for being kidless in a grocery store and makes a strong case to get Santa Claus cancelled.

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This is a great episode, Jackie recaps how King Richard changed her life, the time she got kicked out of a youth sports league for breaking someone's nose and warns Megan Fox about being dutch-ovened.

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Jackie recaps her thanksgiving festivities, pleas to get the Hough's off of our television screens, discusses why Caesar salads trigger her and experiences trauma at an outlet mall.

Jackie recaps her trip to Nashville and NYC, talks Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and coins a new medical psychology term "trauma truffle butter" to help soothe the impending doom of the holiday season.

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Jackie goes over a very detailed account of people, places and bizarre things that give her rosacea and make her irrationally angry. She also goes through the Goop Gift Guide and will change your entire perspective on frosted lip gloss.

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Jackie breaks down pop culture happenings, explores her crush on Pete Davidson, talks about her dead mom again and answers listener questions as the cringe cherry on top!

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Jackie comes back from a vow of silence to enter yet another torrid stream of conscious dissecting Housewives fashion, content creator complex and the problematic side of Halloween. 

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Jackie heads to the Kentucky Derby after being bullied on social media and called horse face. She also accidentally gets her husband cancelled, recaps housewives and dissects Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly's love language.

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Jackie practices unlicensed therapy on the legend behind @averagefashionblogger Courtney Parchman! They discuss losing their virginity, their deep history and why light hearted bullying builds character.

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Jackie tries to stay positive during a difficult time in her podcasting career and ultimately decides to take a sabbatical. SHe also discusses Halloween, Chrissy Teigen and the time she used Faceapp. We had a good run! 

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Jackie wakes up at 5am on God's Day and develops a new off broadway production that could get Cheryl a Tony award! She also discusses self care, constipation tips and tricks and a bunch of other stuff I don't really remember.

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Jackie shares a secret about her marriage, has a mid recording earthquake. discusses the Hough siblings, the Met Ball, housewives and I literally can't remember what else because I blacked out from rage.

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Jackie enters a dangerously exposing spiral of reality by playing a song she pitched to Andrew, dissecting Demi Lovato, DONDA, modern feminism and other politically incorrect topics. This episode is dedicated to Maureen from Center Stage. 

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It's Jackie's birthday, she has fled the country and left many questionably offensive opinions and hot takes on the mainland. From One Tree Hill, Housewives and some demanding instructions for her dog Leo's 8th birthday... apologies in advance. Bonsoir.

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Jackie hits rock bottom and resorts to a Vogue inspired 73 question episode that will prolapse your butthole. Apologies to Anna Kendrick and Michael Buble.

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Jackie enters a 48 hour solitary confinement sans cable and internet and explores the intricacies of her fucked up brain. Kanye, Bennifer, bird extinction and some fucker named Ron.

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Jackie discusses her new wellness journey for Leo season, makes a bold case in support of Ramona Singer and remind everyone that Tila Tequila is a nazi... allegedly.

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Jackie discusses her parting gift to the neighborhood, her new house, deep dives Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and answers listener questions!

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Jackie is back restless and guestless and is in the mood to go off the fucking rails. She discusses #freebritney, talks shit about influencer families and her impending cancellation.

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Jackie showcases true job security by having a year in review catch-up with Lauryn and Michael Bosstick. They discuss the vow of silence, “cancel culture”, housewives legal woes and more. 

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Jackie and friend Amanda Hirscho from podcast "Not Skinny But Not Fat" do a Emrata deep dive and kibbitz over pop culture bullshit.

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Jackie is back in studio for the first time in a year and a half whilst testing HR policies and prank calling listeners. She gives financial advice (yikes), sells her husbands semen and changes one listeners life. Not really.

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Jackie recites new poetry inspired by former neighbor Cheryl, has a driveby exorcism in Camarillo, recaps RHOBH and discusses her impending MOVE.

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Jackie is bacl from hawaii and cloaked in shame. She apologizes for her cringey social media content, breaks down the Bennifer reboot and probably gets herself cancelled... again.

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Jackie gets her sphincter lasered, creates a fake Instagram for her husband and has the harsh realization that she may never see Cheryl again.

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Jackie talks about her traumatic golden shower experience, books a trip on the Goop cruiseline and discusses "Kravis" hype and anal sex.

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Jackie discusses her emotional reprieve techniques, the peaches makeup challenge, Real Housewives Allstars and the time she got bamboozled into buying a carafe.

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Jackie discusses Colton Underwood and the "poophole loophole", wine tasting, lots of other things she can't really remember and why Demi Lovato should stick to sorbet.

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Jackie gets baptized after a demonic bowl of poke, discussed the highly anticipated sequel to "Frankly, Anne" and offers free public relation guidance to Rachel Hollis and Khloe Kardashian.

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Jackie discusses her new podcast venture, her demon possession, self defense tactics and her emotional experience with Billie Eillish.

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Jackie recaps Passover, inconsistencies with celebrities and their social issues and her journey with health and wellness.

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Jackie has a dental emergency, explores her toxic relationship with Costco, gives Emrata some words of discouragement and probably gets disinvited from future dinner parties.

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Jackie deals with her Grammy nomination snub, why some funerals feel like low budge Coachella and delights with some new poetry she penned after a few cocktails of despair.

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Jackie has a tryst with John Mayer, talks Megan and Harry and recaps some of her psychotic behavior all in the spirit of International Women's Day!

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Jackie becomes unglued while watching red carpet coverage, teaches you how to make a roast chicken and slaps an innocent samaritan at a local strip mall.

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Jackie has awkward run in with new neighbor who thinks her name is Brenda, tries to summon Lucifer to haunt her future home and pays homage to Heather Gay, side parts and white dudes with tequila brands.

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Jackie is joined by Hannah Berner to discuss a myriad of things that will ultimately get them the presidential suite whilst burning in the depths of hell.

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Jackie talks about bringing Grandma Gloria to "Paris" and how she nearly died over steak frites, why Andrew and her almost divorced and what to do when you catch your significant other watching porn!

Jackie confesses to some morally and legally flexible activity, endures a pregnancy scare, gives her top AmaZon PiCks and why Alec and Hilaria need to send Armie a gift ASAP.

Jackie discusses her alter ego "Jacquie", why Armie Hammer should get a job at Benihana and how to stat the new year on a shamanic diet.

Jackie deals with Andrew's infidelity, recaps her first meltdown of 2021, preaches new communication skills and pays homage to all the hard passes and fat yups of the past year.

Jackie chats with best friend Max, explores new wellness trends, recaps her new popstar success and debriefs on all things Real Housewives.

Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan to purge their souls pre-Holiday festivities and find eternal optimism in unlikely places.

Jackie gives updates on her Coronavirus quarantine life, what to do when you make eye contact with a stranger whilst going to the bathroom, Real Housewives updates and her new hit single "BITCH" dropping 12/18/20.

Jackie goes off the rails as Covid 19 has infiltrated her home and she questions everything she thought she knew about embellished bodysuits, prosthetic arms and her bowel movements.

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Jackie recaps her Thanksgiving, her impending pop star career, why she is blacklisted from her local Trader Joe's and offers some words of optimism courtesy of Helen Keller.

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Jackie recaps her time at "rehab', shopping addiction, pretty girl privelege (barf), having sex with ghosts and why adult gift exchanges give her hives. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Jackie grapples with the customs of Thanksgiving, shares tips and tricks for holiday time psychological warfare and why pre-sliced cheese triggers her.

Jackie talks about the election, her high school catfish experience, a brief Covid scare, why you should never call yourself a "bookworm" and how to handle a peeping Tom.

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Jackie discusses her funeral arrangements, the fraudulence of manifesting. Emrata and why she can't wait to go to a Benihana. 

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Jackie discusses her burgeoning music career, neighborly updates, why cranberries trigger her and why she won't be asked to wear matching outfits with Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae.

Jackie accidentally super glues her vagina shut, recaps "Emily in Paris", criticizes Halloween decor and toxic positivity.

Jackie chats with best friend Max Bronner about Costco, Helen Keller's new career move and discusses her struggle with OCD.

Jackie talks about men who drive white Lexus's, atones for her sins, recaps Real Housewives of Potomac and how to live a lie on Instagram!

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Jackie sits down with friend Liza Owen to discuss a new murder plan, their current poltergeist situation and how to find your Cambodian nickname.

Jackie enters another dangerous stream of consciousness after learning about her astrological chart. She discusses the atrocity of gender reveals, Chris Evans penis, and her new found wellness journey with an unexpected cameo from husband Andrew live from the doghouse!

Jackie talks about her first nude photoshoot experience, catches up with her best friend Max, pays homage to Dorinda Medley and the Hough's.

Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts the time her husband c*ck blocked her from Harry Styles.

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Jackie celebrates her 30th birthday, instills some misguided life lessons, talks Brandi and Denise, WAP and how to live your best CAPS LOCK LIFE.

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Jackie sits down with Alex Cooper from the "Call Her Daddy" podcast to talk about her public media crisis, psychological warfare, friend break ups, plus dating tips and sex life.

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Jackie recaps her first wine tasting experience, the brillo pad erupting from her scalp and all the latest Real Housewives drama,

Jackie is joined by RHONY alum Jill Zarin and Ally Shapiro to reminisce on simpler times and kibbitz about Bat Mitzvahs and why you should cancel your wedding!

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Jackie dissects Julianne Hough's morning routine and preaches the benefits of mindlessness. She also answers listener questions!

Jackie does a deep pop culture dive on all things Jada Pinkett and Will Smith, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, RHONY, Betty Broderick and Ghislaine Maxwell.

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Jackie has a brush with Covid 19, talks Kanye West's potential presidency and reminisces on vintage Real Housewives of Orange County. 

Jackie podcasts with Jared Fried to discuss relationships, charcuterie and podcast LYFE. 

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Jackie podcasts with Jared Fried to discuss relationships, charcuterie and podcast LYFE. 

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Jackie chats Alicia SIlverstone, her husband's rising aesthetic, menstrual cycles and being ghosted by a Real Housewife.

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Jackie has an uncomfortable and honest conversation about white privilege and self awareness. 

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Jackie talks about the scary state of the world, pays homage to the Real Housewives, discusses social credit systems and delights us with a Gloria vocal performance.

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Jackie is feeling frisky and fun. She talks about her wedding anniversary, her OCD diagnosis, the importance of accepting your "crazy" side and does some deep housewives analysis. 

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Jackie talks about throwing fish tacos at her husband, Bachelor nation happenings, the atrocities of Venmo transactions and checks in with her bff Max..

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Jackie showcases her allstar sense of delusion to catch up with friend Stassi Schroeder of "Vanderpump Rules". They talk about her night out with Ramona Singer, babies and how to survive lockdown.

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Jackie feels now is the time to be honest with her listeners and admit some morally compromising secrets from the past. She also discusses Katy Perry doing way too much, Real Housewives of New York and some run ins with a neighbor.

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Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan about lockdown lyfe, their impending divorces and threesomes with puppies.

Jackie checks in with Grandma Gloria, recaps the Real Housewives, expresses her new love for robot vacuums and Governor Cuomo!

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Jackie shares a questionable secret from her past, gives some "Corona Glow Up" tips and answers listener questions!

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Jackie pays homage to Ramona Singer and recaps RHONy, RHOBH taglines and how to have inside jokes with yourself.

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Jackie talks about finally pushing her husband to the limit, Tiger King and offers some wholesome domestic tidbits.

Jackie enters week 2 of quarantine with spirits high, vodka low and the singing voice of an angel. She talks Covid 19 survival tips, the beauty of rose colored glasses and the new season of RHONY.

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Jackie updates listeners on her pandemic mental state, quarantine lyfe and analyzes the Bachelor and RHONJ. It's a ride, buckle the f up.

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Jackie sits down with friend Lauren Elizabeth to discuss COVID 19 (yikes), the time Jackie got deleted from Instagram and pay homage to Jessica Simpson.

Jackie recaps her emotional experience seeing Oprah and participating in Julianne Hough's Kinrgy. She also reminisces on Lizzie McGuire's Oscar snub, the importance of self love and the Bachelor!

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Jackie recaps her ski trip, discusses the Bachelor, Coronavirus updates, the upsides of sexism and why it's important to come from a place of NO.

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Jackie announces her divorce, analyzes "keyboard warriors" and disparages your vision boards. Sorry Dana!

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Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac.

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Jackie purges her soul before leaving for tour. She talks "The Bachelor", answers listener questions and talks about BOUNDARIES.

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Jackie reflects and psychoanalyzes her brush with Hough's and her viral exorcism video. She also touches on "grief groupies", vaginal etiquette and the Grammy's.

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Jackie enters another downward spiral anticipating her upcoming live shows, plots Real Housewives of Dallas' fate, suspects foul play at a yogurt shop and answers listener questions!

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Jackie records her first podcast of 2020 and discusses Megxit, Denise Richards alleged lesbian tryst, how to get engaged and not be an awful human.

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Jackie gets ghosted by Stephanie Hollman and in a pinch decided to give impromptu year end reviews to her “Coordinator of Chaos” Jacque and producer Taylor. It’s an HR nightmare.

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Jackie sits down with Brad Goreski to talk fashion, housewives and marital psychotic moments.

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Jackie has a full Exorcist adjacent experience and discusses Justin Timberlake's apology, why it is important to leave your toilet seat up and Art Basel

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Jackie basks in the holiday cheer by ripping gift giving, why Jessica Biel needs to lay down the law and her upcoming "fun year".

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Jackie sits down with Catt Sadler to discuss modesty, celebrity encounters gone wrong and victim mentality! Jackie apologizes for this episode title

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Jackie announces some exciting news (don’t worry, she is not pregnant) drops some spicy marital advice and tackles religion (why?).

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Jackie enters the holiday season with an extra dose of rage, recaps the Real Housewives and gets disabled from Instagram while recording...again.

Jackie returns from London bloated and bitchier than ever. She recaps Real Housewives drama, her trip abroad, a diagnosis of OCD and gives awful life advice.

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Jackie enters yet another morally flexible stream of conscious and talks about her traumatic Bat Mitzvah, threesomes and #momlife.

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Jackie is joined by producer Taylor and her seductive Grandma Gloria to update everyone on Jackie's PR nightmare and to strategize glamorous funeral arrangements.

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Jackie goes on her first influencer retreat and the universe sends her a Rosh Hashanah message by having her Instagram profile deactivated within 3 hours of being "influential". She makes a case that could shake the senate, recaps RHOC and answers listener questions!

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Jackie enters a scary solo whirlwind and discusses the Hough Holiday Special, Real Housewives sociology and answers listener questions!

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Jackie tries to remain like-able whilst being accompanied by her cousin Jo. They discuss modern parenting, recreational drug use and test the endurance of any remaining listeners.

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Jackie tries to remain like-able whilst being accompanied by her cousin Jo. They discuss modern parenting, recreational drug use and test the endurance of any remaining listeners.

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Jackie is joined by Bitch Bible Bachelor Nation correspondent Teddi Mellencamp to chat NYFW, babies, Bachelor finale and get a nostalgic gift from Jackie!

Jackie sits down with fast friend John Arthur Hill and tests her job security. They talk Housewives, relationships and prank call Grandma Gloria!

Jackie sits down with Wells Adams from Bachelor in Paradise to discuss his upcoming nuptials with Sarah Hyland, the importance of a wet wipe and of course, Bachelor Nation intel.

Jackie answers listener questions and recaps her solo trip to Paris!

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Jackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more!

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Jackie recaps her birthday party, self awareness and why Emrata needs to shave her pits.

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Jackie debriefs on Lollapalooza, Julianne Hough working overtime, recaps Real Housewives of Orange County and the ultimate Bridezilla stunt.

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Jackie answers reader voicemails and offers misguided and uninformed life advice, musings and reminisces on the time she lost 27 children as a camp counselor.

Jackie dissects the current season of RHONY with Barbara Kavovit and finds out where the ladies and their relationships currently stand!

Jackie sits down with friend Taylor Strecker to talk lesbianism, pop culture and the podcasting world!

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Jackie loses her sh*t when joined by Joey Fatone from N*Sync and Joe Mulvihill to chat pop culture, Britney Spears, public moments of humiliation and so much more.

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Jackie sits down with her new best friend Heather McMahan to discuss everything Absolutely Not, internet trolls, pop culture hilarity all while igniting a love flame. 

Jackie continues to chat with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick about infidelity, marriage and other legally questionable activities.

Jackie sits down with friends Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to chat about keeping a marriage "spicy", podcasting together and other HR nightmares. Part 2 coming next week! 

Jackie sits down with Alexis Neiers Haines to talk about going to high school together, the "Bling Ring" fiasco and the triumph of getting your SH*T together! And so it is!

Jackie recaps the Real Housewives, the local hero that lost it after no birthday gift and delights listeners with a Grammy worthy vocal performance!

Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be watching "The Bachelorette".

Jackie and her friend Ruthanne Cunningham sit down to reflect on their past psychotic behavior, why texting an ex boyfriend 78 times is chill, what to do if you shart in public and how you can find your mentally stable, fairy tale ending.

Jackie sits down with fake cousin Whitney Port to talk about her new podcast, the upcoming season of "The Hills', mom shaming and the time they smoked weed together and Jackie went into cardiac arrest.

Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix!

Jackie sits down with friend and hair God Justin Anderson to give praise to Jamie Lynn Spears, discuss #freebritney and give constructive criticism to the Real Housewives.

Jackie has a verbal purge and talks about Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer, Britney Spears conspiracy theories and the dangers of relationships on social media.

Jackie hangs with Heather McDonald to talk Burning Man, marriage and pop culture. 

Jackie visits Beverly Beach to chat with Dorit Kemlsey from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to talk dog gate, marriage advice and fashion!

Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intellectual (hard no) update on pop culture, mental health and relationship advice!

Jackie talks about literally everything and literally nothing. Fueled only by a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie gives career advice, details on her grandmothers sex life and tips on keeping your marriage SPICY.

Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are for people who have never been to Bermuda.

Jackie explains why Kylie Jenner is NOT "self made", why being likeable is the foundation of success; she also celebrates Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod's engagement and reminisces on her days as a questionable camp counselor.

Jackie breaks down the Jordyn Woods/ Tristan Thompson tryst, salutes hero Danielle Staub, reminisces on her traumatic Bat Mitzvah decor and performs three impromptu musical performances.

Jackie catches us up on all the breaking news stories from this week, finds her cause and makes up with frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow!

Jackie gets "Jaxed" yet again by return guest Jax Taylor who talks wedding planning,  changing his ways and the benefits of weed.

Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute to talk Vanderpump Rules, Gone Girl hacker tips and to drop some serious truth bombs.

Jackie and Teddi Mellencamp conduct a passionate analysis on the current Bachelor, peruse Urban Dictionary and chat about the upcoming season of RHOBH!

Jackie explores her inner gay man with friend Danny Pellegrino as they do a major pop culture deep dive.

Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages to a guy is totally normal!

Jackie celebrates with friend Stassi Schroeder and talks holidays, wedding plans, Vanderpump Rules and a bunch of other stuff they both can't remember.

Jackie sits down with celebrity hairstylist Scotty Cunha to talk about his Lindsay Lohan insider information, his take on the Jackie vs. Kylie Jenner debacle of 2014 and justice for Frankie Grande.

Jackie passionately breaks down Vanderpump Rules, the creepy nature of holiday music and why we should all aspire to be as content as Britney Jean.

Jackie answers listener calls and offers her charming brand of constructive mild verbal abuse. It's not lovely but it sure is inspiring. 

Jackie mentally prepares for Winter festivities, awkward family gatherings, LVP's departure and aesthetic improvements.

Jackie sheds light to a penile epidemic sweeping the nation, shares her worst in flight experiences and reminds everybody to spice up their damn life.

Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners.

Jackie takes a mental health day and finds spiritual guidance from Jayden Smith, recovers from a problematic bikini wax and gives the Real Housewives a progress report.

Jackie mourns the union of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, psychoanalyzes the downfall of Amanda Bynes and talks about her childhood as a civil rights activist.

Jackie addresses Marissa Cooper joining "The Hills", Lindsay Lohan's attempted kidnapping, reviews "A Star is Born" and delights listeners with some poetry.

Jackie chats with Jerry O’Connell about all things housewives like the passionate experts they are. Jackie and Jerry also prank call Stassi Schroeder!

Jackie recaps the week including her new affair with a contractor, praise for Kim Richards and new plans on becoming a popstar.

Jackie answers calls from the Bitch Hotline and has a few mental breakdowns.

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Jackie talks about her upcoming high school reunion and reminisces on her wonder years.

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Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaking news of Kylie Jenners cereal habits and why Bert an Ernie are due for a Brokeback Mountain sequel.

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Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn’t carry mace.

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Jackie recaps RHOC, The Bachelorette, breaks her kleanse and why wall decals and fake foliage are a major red flag.

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Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm.

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Jackie fields listener calls, endures her first pregnancy scare and gives the brutal advice you probably didn’t need.

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Jackie explores all the principles of “big dick energy” with friend Jilly Hendrix. They also chat Kylie’s Forbes cover and Housewife updates!

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Jackie has had a weekend of solitude and enters back into civilization by assessing Justin’s Bieber’s upcoming nuptials, why pregnant woman are the worst and encourages people to give up on their dreams.

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Jackie sits down with John Ryan to peel back the layers of the male brain. They talk music, red flags and unwarranted psychoanalysis.

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Jackie enters yet another dangerous stream of consciousness. She sheds light on the Bellino divorce drama, forms a Make a Wish Foundation initiative and teaches you about “curb stomping”.

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Jackie and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp day drink and recap The Bachelorette, child rearing and how to stay down to earth-ish

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Jackie sits down with Michael Rapaport to discuss Kanye’s new album, housewife all stars, and how to handle internet trolls.

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Jackie day drinks with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from “Dumb Gay Politics” and hilarity ensues.

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Jackie gets abandoned by her scheduled guest and enters a stream of conscious rant, none of which she remembers.

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Jackie and Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker from “Watch What Crappens” go down the rabbit hole that will satiate even the thirstiest Bravo-holics. 

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Jackie sits down with Elizabeth Kott and Steph Simbari from “That’s So Retrograde” and discusses wellness and resurrects an old Cardi B. interview in which the rapper talks to Jackie about the illegal Butt Injections she received in the basement of a New York City apartment.

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Jackie Schimmel sits down with her “free spirited” cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Riri.

Jackie embarks on a self-reflective journey that rivals Justin Bieber's "purpose" and will leave you both enlightened, confused and shaking for an aperol spritz.

Jackie sits down with Annabelle DeSisto and discusses forgotten cinematic triumphs, why people should stop procreating, and speculate who the f*ck BIT Beyoncé.

Jackie and Real Housewife Teddi Mellencamp go in deep on Beverly Hills drama, how to drink and lose weight and what to do if you’re slapped on an airplane.

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Jackie is joined by spirit couple Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential. They swap Gone Girl techniques, wellness tips and theories on The Bachelor.

Jackie has a full Bravo binge sesh with Danny Pellegrino. They discuss all star housewives, Leo Dicaprio's sexcapades and why they will probably pass on renting Scheana Valetta's lake house. Si'bon, si'bon.

 Jackie sits down with Heather McDonald to debrief on all things housewives, why being arrested is the new crop top and how to acquire an exorcism.

Jackie enters a dangerous stream of conscious and discusses Fergie, incestual tattoos and brutally answers listener emails.

 Jackie sits down with legend Grandma Gloria to discuss pole dancing, recreational diet pill addictions and other brutal morsels of wisdom from the OG matriarch bitch.

Jackie makes her highly anticipated (not really) return and attempts to breeze into 2018 with the finesse of a young Grace Kelly. Until she is confronted with a rat mid recording and has to seek shelter, refuge, alcohol and access to basic cable. New year, same bitch.

Jackie is joined by new bff Caroline Stanbury live from Dubai. They discuss Britney Spears God forsaken hair extensions, how to "date" Hugh Grant and Royal Wedding predictions!

Jackie sits down with friend and singer Liza Owen and discuss Halloween costumes, Jelena and everything else you can't discuss at the dinner table.

Jackie chats with Stassi Schroeder on their inevitable world domination. Jackie also discusses RHONJ, "Slutwalks" and rabies.

Jackie chats with childhood friends Dan Fleming and Alex Rubinstein about celebrity splits, close encounters with Caitlyn Jenner and general shooting the shit.

Jackie sits down with Spencer and Heidi Pratt to lift the veil on reality TV, manifestation gone wrong, pregnancy and how to legally squat in your relatives home.

Jackie hangs with Morgan Stewart, talks about Bachelor in Paradise and why Taylor Swift might be a monster. It's the thought that counts?

Jackie is back and married AF. She sits down with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to break down the big day and exchange bridezilla moments.

Jackie and her best man, John Ryan strategize a way for Jackie's future husband to get out of their upcoming nuptials. They also discuss dating deal breakers, how to not be an asshole on social media and why crazy bitches are hot,

Jackie and Katie Maloney from Vanderpump Rules discuss Emma Watson's vagina, getting married and call Coto Insurance in hopes of getting internships.

Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!

Jackie celebrates Valentines Day with Jax Taylor from Vanderpump Rules. Jax offers up relationship advice while the two day drink and celebrate the commercial holiday and the end of Jax's probation.

Jackie chats with Marissa Hermer from Ladies of London on forming a Lindsay Lohan accent, getting stung by the Beyhive and drama on the other side of the pond!

Jackie and Stassi Schroeder drink champagne, forget they are being recorded and bitch about anything and everything.

Jackie records her first live podcast with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman and her overbearing Grandma Gloria. They talk Taylor Swift, The Bachelor, fake pregnancies and why you will NEVER look at Richard Gere the same way.

Jackie kicks off 2017 by recapping The Bachelor and expressing undying affection for Corrine and her forward antics and psycho analyzing the other contestants.

Jackie sits down with Ladies of London, Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming and Adela King to discuss their cultural differences. They chat this seasons drama, opinions on the new Goop Gift Guide (ugh) and why Jackie will never be a Baroness.

Jackie and Lauryn Evarts from The Skinny Confidential discuss their upcoming nuptials, how to handle high maintenance men and why fear is a solid foundation for love!

Jackie sits down with former producer Yimu to hash out all things Brangelina, guidelines for dating an older man, pigeons and Jonbenet Ramsey. For the sake of legality, we are desperately hoping no one in the Jolie-Pitt clan gets wind of this episode otherwise Shiloh may have to hoist up her boys cargo shorts and cut a bitch...

Jackie sits down with Empire's Ta'Rhonda Jones to discuss Jackie's dream of becoming a Korean pop star, what Golden Globe parties are really like, and schvitzing while eating.

Jackie and comedian friend Rachael O'Brien showcase the long term benefits of being painfully delusional. They discuss annoying people at NYFW, why Taylor Swift might be Regina George and explain the simple pleasures of pestering your significant other.

Jackie and her new bffs from the Ladygang podcast (Becca Tobin, Keltie Knight & Jac Vanek) leave their manners at home and have a full throttle bitchfest. They discuss Jackies uber ride from hell, Bachelor nation inside scoop and mourning the tragic demise of Tiddleswift.

Jackie is joined by Annabelle Desisto to discuss all their passionate feelings towards reality television, why cats lead to eternal singledom and the upside of sexism. Silver linings for days bitches.

Jackie sits down with Mrs. Boobs and Loubs and star of #RichKids, Morgan Stewart, to discuss all the important things in life like how Morgan stays so thin, #kimexposedtaylor drama, Hollywood’s latest breakups, and what makes a bitch #basic. It's a good one, bitches. So relax, take off those wedges, and enjoy.

Jackie sits down with comedian Dulce Sloan and discusses the dangers of Pokemon Go, Hiddleswift conspiracy theories and why finger lingering is the new duckface.

Jackie and her wishfully neglected BFF Dan Kramer (not gay) discuss the intricacies of platonic relationships and pros and cons. Pro: he buys you dinner without putting out. Con: you want to kill him 98% of the time. Bro apetite.

Jackie and Annie Lawless break down all things health and wellness and bitchiness - Is there a natural supplement on the same level of Xanax? Did Gigi and Zayn really break up? Does Jackie maybe get a panic attack during this episode and scarf down a granola bar with high fructose corn syrup? Find out in this episode… Namaste.

Jackie and the sexy comedic duo Jake & Amir of “Lonely and Horny” (peep it on Vimeo) break down the new Bachelorette bros, rate themselves on a scale of 1-10, and identify whether or not it’s psycho to still be friends with your exes.

Jackie and GIRLBOSS Liz Carey sip on rose and discuss very important matters such as diversity in wedding parties, Blac Chyna and Rob’s gross situation, and reiminisce on their poor choices.

Jackie sits down with the duo behind Crazy Jewish Mom, Kate Siegel and mom Kim Friedman. Grab your matzo balls and get ready for a roller coaster covering the reproductive system and the temporary emotional turmoil that comes from living with a overbearing Jewish mother. Deep breaths.

Jackie gets into it with #RichKid Dorothy Wang as they break down Lemonade, how to be better on Instagram (not an LC, not yet a Britney), and dish on the new season of RKOBH

Jackie and friend Greg Bennett embark on a humiliating journey podcasting in public. They drink lukewarm champagne, insult innocent bystanders and rejoice in all things pop culture!

Jackie and her soul sister Amy Philips break down everything Bravo and pop culture, from Housewives (including Potomac #ugh) to the fact that Cara Delevingne is depressed (really?), and address the fact that a certain #prettymess is absent from the Bitch Bible guest line up.

Jackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy Kleanse. Other topics include annoying kids, thigh gaps and how to get away with murder.

THE BITCH IS BACK! Stassi Schroeder, friend of the pod, joins Jackie in another bitch sesh where they get into all things Vanderpump, black magic and general bitchiness.

Jackie is joined by her favorite TV duo Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman of the People’s Couch and the Pump Rules after show and they dissect the cast of Vanderpump, spill some tea, and make it known that Jojo is infinitely cooler than Lauren B.

Jackie gets "turnt" with Cardi B from 'Love & Hip Hop.' In this highly informative podcast, we learn the risks of illegally plumping your ass, why pimping ain't easy and that Jackie has been OG crazy since before she even had her driver's permit.

Jackie sits down with comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber whom she met amidst her first bar altercation. They discuss the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day and Jackie's run in with Kylie Jenner... Complete with a bathroom confessional.

Jackie lets Michelle Collins take a break from her duties on 'The View' as they recap all things Bachelor, talk about the best chain restaurant to have a first date (props to the Cheesecake Factory and their small plates), and passionately purge before yet another failed Kardashian Kleanse.

Jackie is joined by wellness gurus Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari to enlighten a bitch. They teach us what the fuck retrograde is, how to manifest your best bitchiest life and how to namaste your anxieties away.

Jackie and Kristen Doute from Vanderpump Rules bond over Bloody Mary's and discuss the trials and triumphs of cyber stalking at it's finest. Jackie shares an unfortunate public restroom incident, and we bask in Kristen's genius that parallels Steve Jobs as she guides our listeners to uncover the shadiness in their lives.

Jackie continues her Vanderpump Holiday Extravaganza with Scheana Shay as they talk all through the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, their mutual feelings of disgust for DJ whatever Kennedy, and Jackie makes a plea to ban the white button down Christmas card. Also an exclusive listen to "Bye Felicia" by Mike Shay.

Jackie and her new best friend Stassi Schroeder talk about Yolanda's breakup, the beauty (and beast) of ultimatums, Kylie Jenner (ugh), and Stassi leaves Jackie speechless with an intimate story that will have you in TEARS.

Jackie is joined by the esteemed Caroline Goldfarb (@officialseanpenn) as they break down the glory of the AMA’s, convulse violently while going through Goop’s holiday gift guide, and Jackie breaks her Kardashian Kleanse with a Kylie and Tyga story.

Jackie is joined by actress Bresha Webb of NBC's new show "Truth Be Told" as they navigate through proper neighbor etiquette, wedding crashing, and the correct definition of anxiety. If you currently have a seasonal wreath on your door, this episode is not for you.

Jackie gets into it with one of the baddest bitches she knows: Dana Cody of Oxygen’s new series Boss Nails. They talk about how Jackie thinks ’bitch’ is a term of endearment, how baller you have to be to stop by Dana’s salon Tippie Toes (they’ve got dancer poles and 24 carat Imperial nails, girls) and we all learn a little something about what it means to date an older gentleman. Dana also dishes some Real Housewives of NY gossip because you know she has nothing to hide - guess who she thinks is a “Freak Ho?” Boss up, bitches!

Jackie is joined by her favorite podcast duo Emily Foster and Deanna Raphael from OMFG! They mourn the loss of Leonardo diCaprio's bachelorhood, unpacks Anne Hathaway's disgraceful breakfast behavior, and Jackie resolves to achieve her dreams to become #64 on the Maxim Hot 100 List. Goals, bitches. Have them or get the fuck out.

Jackie and her new fave Aussie comedian Joel Creasey break down body shaming, thigh brows, and where the hell Mischa Barton has been hiding. Jackie also ambushes Joel with a forced homo-erotic matchmaking session... there may be phone sex in this pod. You've been warned.

Jackie sits down with the ultimate chocolate dreamsicle Milan Christopher and swirly sparks fly. They lend personal tips on landing a sugar daddy, recognizing signs that your bro may be basic and Jackie initiates her first Fuck Tracker for Charity #humanitarianlyfe.

Jackie and friend Dan Fleming discuss pop culture, the perks of endless pasta and how modern romance can go terribly wrong. From Dan's firsthand experiences with Caitlyn Jenner to Jackie's traumatic rendezvous with a leg humper, this episode gets dirtier than Christina Aguilera in a boxing ring.

Jackie and her first boyfriend/former nemesis Austin Kearns rekindle their love flame while discussing where their relationship went wrong and teach our listeners the do's and don'ts of being a millennial online dater.

Jackie is joined by her favorite medium Monica Ten-Kate from ABC Family’s 'Monica the Medium' where they discuss how much her lifestyle mirrors that of Allison Dubois (if you don’t get this reference #BYEFELICIA). Jackie also gives Monica a spiritual reading solely based on her Subway sandwich selection and discusses why Megan's list just got a bit longer.

Jackie talks with Amy Paffrath, host of VH1's Dating Naked, about millennial dating, playing the field and protecting your orifices whilst in the nude.

Emily Kinney from 'The Walking Dead' and 'Masters of Sex' joins Jackie in her pivotal Kardashian Kleanse, unsubscribing from all things kontour, krop tops and waist trainers... after one last purge. Jackie also gets Emily to give vocal notes on a pitchy performance by Grandma Gloria and shares some fresh Gone Girl life updates.

Jackie gets turnt with Charlamagne tha God in the most unfiltered podcast to date. She learns why black guys aren't into her AND we hear straight from tha source what's going on with Drake and Meek Mill (who Jackie thought was a brand of oatmeal). Pop a bottle of Dom and brace yourself.

Jackie becomes acquainted with her crafty side with guest Mr. Kate as she drops some fun and non-basic DIY tips. Jackie and Kate also analyze some of Tyga's lyrics, find the PC definition of truffle butter, and discuss Kate's one night stand with Tiger Woods.

Jackie desperately struggles to connect with comedian and SNL alum Brooks Wheelan in this slightly awkward podcast where he calls her out on her mental stability and basically everything she says. Jackie updates listeners on new developments from her previous stalking faux pas on Instagram.

Jackie consults comedian Jen Kirkman on dying alone, possessed children and other pressing feminist issues. Jackie also delights listeners with her recent predicament after being caught Instagram stalking an ex boyfriend.

Jackie sits down with her former employer and funny bitch Heather McDonald. They discuss strategies to get cast on The Real Housewives, become part of Taylor Swifts girl posse and the struggles of abstinence. Jackie also tasks Heather with delivering a heartfelt note to Kylie Jenner in order to end their online feud.

Jackie and celebrity stylist Eric Himel break down the importance of personal style, human anatomy, and confront Kylie Jenner on her recent slandering of Jackie's not-so-good name.

Jackie recoups from Coachella with comedian Amy Phillips. Together they analyze Jackie's anger towards Gwyneth Paltrow, unsolicited dick pics and all things reality television. Complete with interventions, digestive updates and what your Instagram filter says about your integrity.

Jackie sips rosé with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus as they passionately recap this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but this podcast sure is.