Thorn In The U.S.A.

By A Group of Concerned Citizens!

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 Aug 5, 2022
🤣🤣Silence dissent! thats democracy!

Description

No MAGA-endorsed public figure is safe from this political satire. Fictional host, “Margaret Penelope Taylor,” is Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s biggest fan. She fancies herself Marjorie's distant cousin, though the DNA tests have been inconclusive. Tune-in every Friday to get the latest news and insights from the self-proclaimed, “Marjorie Taylor Greene Whisperer.” You think MTG has been ineffective in congress? Wait until she gets into the oval office. THORN IN THE USA Podcast is written, produced, designed and performed by a group of concerned citizens who hold these truths to be self-evident: 1) Women’s rights are human rights! 2) Fox News is an existential threat to our democracy…And 3) Marjorie Taylor Greene is a national embarrassment! Sound Design and production by the INFINITELY talented, @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

Episode Date
January 6th, 2021 NEVER Happened
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DROPPING a day EARLY for the brilliant and exceptionally sexy & attractive  listeners of The Stephanie Miller Show!

On this groundbreaking episode, our host, Midge Penelope, will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, unequivocally, totally-and-completely that January 6th never even happened in 2021, and was thusly struck from the Gregorian calendar.

 

And, she shares Marjorie Taylor Greene’s solutions oriented plan to reunite and ignite white Christian citizens across the country.

 

Remember, a vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene is a vote that says… “EFFF You Zelenski, I’m a Putin Pawn!”

 On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Tucker Carlson, Lauren Boebert, Rupert Murdoch, Rudy Giuliana, Tommy Tuberville, Harriet Hageman, Kevin McCarthy, Steve Bannon, Sean Hannity, Donald J. Trump.

 If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November! And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States.

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

Aug 04, 2022
The LIZARD of OZ
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Our favorite podcast host, Margaret Penelope, is not in Georgia anymore, nor Kansas, for that matter. Join her as she takes a harrowing tornado ride, landing smack dab in the land of Dr. Oz… and we’re not even talking New Jersey! Just imagine! Mitch McConnell was there, but he had no heart, and Matt Gaetz was there, but he had no brain…. And there were 147 ghastly, little, cowardly congress people running around with hideous red hats and the mark of the beast on their foreheads… all competing with one another for who could bend over the furthest to prove their devotion to president trump…aggressively humiliating themselves in pursuit of HIS blessing and endorsement… RINOS AND TRANNIES, AND GAYS… OH MY!!!

 

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables:  Mehmet OZ,  Mitch Mcconnell, Matt Gaetz, Donald Trump, Jim Jordan, Lindsey Graham, Rand Paul, Steve Bannon, Tucker Carlson, Roger Stone, and the Pillow Guy, Ted Cruz and Lauren Boebert, the dumbest munchkin in all the land. 

 

If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind John Fetterman and the campaign to defeat Dr. Mehmet Oz in November. Also, consider supporting the wonderful storytellers at Drag Queen Story Hour.

 

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

Jul 29, 2022
Straight Line from Palin to Greene
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Sarah Palin, America’s Favorite Lipstick wearing Bulldog and Alaskan Maverick is bacKKK, and she hasn’t changed one Bit! Mama Grizzly says we’re in the spiritual battle of our lives AND, just like MTG, she’s dumber than a brick! Remember, A Vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene is a commitment to ignorance and foolhardiness!!! Tucker Carlson is Midge’s Biatch!!!


On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Sarah Palin, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, Jacob Chansley, Tomi Lahren, Lauren BOBO Boebert, Lady Lindsey Graham and Steve Bannon.


If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November! And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States.


Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez


PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

Jul 22, 2022
Guns, God, and More G*ddamn Guns!
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The one single-solitary thing more sacred to our host, MPT, than her devotion to the 2ND Amendment is her devotion to the universal abolishment of Drag Queen Story Time. In this episode, she explores Marjorie Taylor Greene’s utterly unfounded theory about how the July 4th shootings were designed to persuade Republicans to go along with more gun control. Where did that conspiracy come from in the first place??? (Apologies in advance, to all of the beautiful drag queens, everywhere.)   
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Madge Greene (OF COURSE), General Tucker Carlson, Rep. Lauren Bobo Boebert, Rep. Eric FangFang Swalwell, young patriot Kyle Rittenhouse, Representative and #HornyBoy Madison Cawthorn, and more. 
If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November! And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States.

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura
 

Jul 15, 2022
"A Very Special Abortion" Episode
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On this “Very Special Episode,” Margaret celebrates the loss of women’s rights across the country, and praises Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ginni Thomas for their unrelenting opposition to choice.

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Amy Coney Barret, Ginni Thomas, Rep. Mary Miller, Lindsay Graham, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Jerry Falwell Junior, Josh Hawley, Mo Brooks, Ted Cruz, Mike Pence, Clarence Thomas, and most deplorable of them all, Tucker Carlson! 

 Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

Jul 08, 2022
Peach Tree Dishes and Mexicans
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Episode “Dos” For you legal Mexicans who have ‘seen the light,’ and who have… against your own self-interests and preservation, courageously opted to turn the political tides RED, and flip the house in November!! 

 Midge will lament the fact that we are all losing our religion, she will interpret some of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s crazy, she will share the wisdom and humor of Fox News, and she will make a case that story-time for children is destructive and must be abolished.

 On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Jesse Watters, Greg Gutfeld and Judge Jeannine, the ENTIRE FIVE ON FOX, Scott Baio, Kid Rock, Kevin Sorbo, Geraldo-RINO-Rivera, Donald J. Trump, Amy Comey Barret, Ginni Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh, Liberty University and most deplorable of them all, Tucker Carlson! 

 Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

 The women’s right to choose is sacrosanct. SCOTUS is on the wrong side of history with this decision. To learn more about what you can do to help, go to www.Podvoices.Help

Jul 08, 2022
Turd Fried Chicken Rino
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Meet your host, the extremely Christ-centered “Margaret Penelope Taylor” AKA “Midge,” a deep red Republican, a proud-as-shit “deplorable”, and card-carrying ambassador for the Marjorie Taylor Greene Klan!!! Marjorie Taylor Greene for President! 

On this episode, Midge celebrates her fellow deplorables, Mitch McConnell, Elaine Chao, Lindsay Graham, and most deplorable of them all, Tucker McTuckFace Carlson! 

 Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

Join the movement to help defeat MTG, and elect Marcus Flowers to Congress!




Jul 05, 2022